Biyernes, Hulyo 20, 2012


We were not meant to be, after all


The tragic endings. Girl dies, leaves the boy alone and a happy ever after have not been made. We were used to couples ending a happily ever afters like Cinderella and Snow White. It’s what endings should be right, that no separation can come between the hearts of two lovers even death. Let us now try making a comic relief for the most famous tragic story of Romeo and Juliet.
    Romeo went to Juliet’s tomb and saw Paris crying before Juliet. Paris saw Romeo with a dagger, so Paris shrieked like a girl’s cry. The next thing he knew, Romeo was laughing. He never thought Paris was such a gay. Paris explained that if he confessed the truth, his father would take out all his hair in his head and even in the armpit and nose trills. So he had no choice. As for helping Paris’ melancholic situation, he let Paris escape in the darkness. He ran and ran so no one could stop him and... thud ! ‘Aaaaaaah!.’ Paris let out this hilarious girl shriek again. He fell into a pit and no one cares anymore.
    Because of that shriek, Juliet slowly awakens without Romeo knowing. Romeo slowly drank the vial. Juliet was completely awake. She knew Romeo drank a poisonous vial. Juliet cried in so much grief for twenty minutes and the one who gave Romeo the vial suddenly appeared. He explained that the vial was not a poison and that it was the vial that turns one into an opposite gender. Juliet was so shocked. Romeo was now awake. Slowly, long hair starts to grow and breasts develop. Romeo was now a girl ! Juliet couldn’t believe what’s happening. She kills the one who gave Romeo the wrong vial. Now, Romeo is a girl physically and emotionally. Paris all soaked up in mud shows up and saw the beautiful Romeo. He felt a spark and love between him. He couldn’t help it but to stop being a gay. He fell in love with Romeo. Juliet felt really awful for all the things that happened that night, so she stabbed herself with Romeo’s dagger. She knew Romeo and her were not meant to be anymore.
    Okay, that was just a mischievous ending made by me. Unique ending isn’t it? No other love story endings have like this one. But it was just a comic relief. So instead of making a reader cry, the author turns the tragic ending into a funny and hilarious ending.

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