We were not meant to be, after all
The tragic endings. Girl dies, leaves
the boy alone and a happy ever after have not been made. We were used to
couples ending a happily ever afters like Cinderella and Snow White. It’s what
endings should be right, that no separation can come between the hearts of two
lovers even death. Let us now try making a comic relief for the most famous
tragic story of Romeo and Juliet.
Romeo
went to Juliet’s tomb and saw Paris crying before Juliet. Paris saw Romeo with
a dagger, so Paris shrieked like a girl’s cry. The next thing he knew, Romeo
was laughing. He never thought Paris was such a gay. Paris explained that if he
confessed the truth, his father would take out all his hair in his head and
even in the armpit and nose trills. So he had no choice. As for helping Paris’
melancholic situation, he let Paris escape in the darkness. He ran and ran so
no one could stop him and... thud !
‘Aaaaaaah!.’ Paris let out this hilarious girl shriek again. He fell into a
pit and no one cares anymore.
Because
of that shriek, Juliet slowly awakens without Romeo knowing. Romeo slowly drank
the vial. Juliet was completely awake. She knew Romeo drank a poisonous vial.
Juliet cried in so much grief for twenty minutes and the one who gave Romeo the
vial suddenly appeared. He explained that the vial was not a poison and that it
was the vial that turns one into an opposite gender. Juliet was so shocked.
Romeo was now awake. Slowly, long hair starts to grow and breasts develop.
Romeo was now a girl ! Juliet couldn’t believe what’s happening. She kills the
one who gave Romeo the wrong vial. Now, Romeo is a girl physically and
emotionally. Paris all soaked up in mud shows up and saw the beautiful Romeo.
He felt a spark and love between him. He couldn’t help it but to stop being a
gay. He fell in love with Romeo. Juliet felt really awful for all the things
that happened that night, so she stabbed herself with Romeo’s dagger. She knew
Romeo and her were not meant to be anymore.
Okay,
that was just a mischievous ending made by me. Unique ending isn’t it? No other
love story endings have like this one. But it was just a comic relief. So
instead of making a reader cry, the author turns the tragic ending into a funny
and hilarious ending.
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